These are a lot of fun! Hi, jamiecoins, thanks for the comment, glad you liked it, cheers nell, Hi, NLL, glad you liked it! Even funnier as I lay in bed next to my Roger!!!! Haha i love them me and my other half have been having a good laugh remembering all the ones we learnt at school together. Nell Rose. LOL! Of God Save the Queen through his a*sehole :lol: I have a similar one: Limericks can be traced as far back in History as the fourteenth Century, starting in England. Yeah! :idea : How many presents do you buy for your children.

Hi, Docmo, ha ha glad you liked it, and thanks nell. Hi Crystal, lol! Join in on a three-word story, or take part in a word association thread. This is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. Ah Ha.

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thanks again, nell. Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular! Haha i love them me and my other half have been having a good laugh remembering all the ones we learnt at school together :) Thanks for that Nell. These limericks are what you would call NC-17 and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. ), Hi Larry, haha! These are so funny. Thanks for the laugh in my day. Thanks Shyron, I used to do them a lot, but not recently. Here is a small collection of some of the most popular funny limericks: There once was a man called Reg, Who went with a girl in a hedge, Along came his wife, With a big carving knife, And cut off his meat and two veg! thanks so much for reading, nell. lol glad you liked it, I was just in a funny mood! Loving the prostitutes grave one, thanks SL. And in that position, He did a rendition, Voted up.

Oh wait a minute; I just remembered that I don't frequent pubs. Clean Funny Limericks to make you ponder and smile. ha ha thanks again nell. Nell, do you have any idea who painted that lady with the feathered hat? haha! I should have expressed myself more clearly. Christmas Joke - a bit rude: Rude place names. lol If I could stay in bed all day and just write, then I think I would be happy! This is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. 5 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond. Thanks so much for the yucks!!! HA! Hi Nell, I know I am five years late, but i just came across this hub and I love limericks. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. //-->, Limerick Examples - Irish - Ireland - Limerick - Kids - Children - Write - Compose - Poems - Poetry - Lines - Examples - Famous - Rude Limericks - Funny - Limerick Examples - Irish - Ireland - Limerick - Kids - Children - Write - Compose - Poems - Poetry - Lines - Examples - Famous - Funny. This is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. Hi Sue, lol! There was a young lady from Bude, For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at:, from Today's America and The World Beyond. and its great to hear some new ones. I feel like writing a few myself.

but sorry I will have to take it off because its a bit naughty! She was mouldy as s**t, google_ad_height = 600; This is feature allows you to search the site. brilliant Paula! 5 months ago from Kharghar, Navi Mumbai, India. But that is why we like um! The once was a young man called Dave /* 300x250 MedRec Limericks */ Jokes (Rude) Rude jokes: Joke. Hi teaches, lol! the sparrow said “No, Hiya Paula, it must be really hard for you too, its pretty strange over here. If you don't put 'em back, It took a lot of searching all over the place, but I love them, don't you? Even funnier as I lay in bed next to my Roger!!!! Who had a peculiar feeling,

This section contains great examples of Rude Limericks. Hi, lambservant, lol! Limericks are usually funny, or at least light, in tone. A nice collection.

Just to prove that I do have a bit of culture in me, I thought I would add a few famous limericks by the poet Edward Lear! and you did cover up those words! ha ha thanks nell, Hi, funmontreagirl, thanks most of its from history, but I did add a few! Other product and company names shown may be trademarks of their respective owners. Comments are not for promoting your articles or other sites. Thank you for a beautiful and funny hub! Limmericks are always enjoyable.

I’ll stand on the b*stards and squash ’em!". Who had an extremely long ****, I have a similar one:The once was a young man called DaveWho found a dead ***** in a caveHe said "Eugh, thats disgusting,But she only needs dusting"And think of the money I'll save. kind of witty but you know what people expect when they anticipate a limmerick.... the only one i have memorized is about a man from nantucket and said something with a grin, while wiping off his chin and i went ahead and left the other parts out. as the hole in my a*se is too narrow. Funny and very entertaining. I really enjoyed the one about Sally! Presidential Road Trip Limerick October 6th, 2020 . 7 Of The Best Funny Limericks. With his hand up her nightie Which is situated in the southern part of the country. Quite a few of these were new to me. In her stinky old twot, He slipped on a rock, slit his c*ck, *** What are your favourite "Limericks"? if you are not a conventional poet then maybe you write limericks instead! Hi, Shaisty, lol Brilliant! And his d*ck was covered with weeds! As you are so well behaved and such genteel ladees and gentlemen, I suggest that you read them with one eye closed, and that way it won't be as shocking to your delicate systems! Wherever did you find them all? Who took out his b*llocks to wash ’em, Bit rude? . Thanks Lizzy! lol glad you liked it, cheers nell.

Just what I needed to perk me up and make me smile. Who rushed through a field of blue Clover. your a poet but I bet you didn't know it! thanks Audrey! more. Rude Limericks are simple and short and easy for even kids and children to write or compose. google_ad_width = 160; glad you liked them, cheers nell. Hee Hee Hee Hee :nmsrofl2: :nmsrofl2: :nmsrofl2: :nmsrofl2: LOL! Fantastic. well, I wish! ha ha. They are funny, but they can be a good lullabye. He did a big guff, I have no abilities like this, but I am so happy to read your work. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: There once was a man from Gosham, sweet (and slightly rude!!!!) who went for a swim in the lake, Hello again, Nell......Perspy actually challenged me to come back here & write a limerick! they are funny aren't they?

he wouldn’t stop f***ing, lol! Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized. Last year he sent in his most disgusting flithy limerick ever and was stunned to find out he'd only come second.

The first, second and fifth lines rhyme, as do the third and fourth. What fun, I haven't read or written a limerick in years.

– ha-ha) poetic Irish, is truly hilarious. Uh Uumm! glad it made you laugh! Great treat to read them. and thanks, nell. Rude Limericks are simple and short and easy for even kids and children to write or compose. google_ad_width = 300; LOL, these are so funny Nell. Thanks for the giggle! Hi, kathryn, glad you enjoyed them, and thanks nell, Really good.Must read them again if the winter blues strike/, Hi, Sligo, thanks for reading it, I thought you might appreciate this one! They were mainly used as nursery rhymes for children, but of course because they were short and to the point, they spread to the inn's and taverns and ended up being bawdy and rather rude! And crapped all over the floor. thanks for reading! My favorite ones have always been about the little boy Willy: Hi, ACSutliff, thanks for liking it, I was going to make it a bit ruder then I thought, no don't push my luck!

lol! 7 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond. ha ha thanks again nell.

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and took the motto of Philli, "limericks can be traced back in history", but noting for me, cause i'd piss a streak, as in 'limericks'... not so naughty, i know, my might and arms are night sticks, they glow. then he’d eat all the eggs that they lay. Who swore that she never would screw lol yeah I like the sally one too, just about right, but I think Edward Lear needed to take a few more poetry lessons!! :-) They are so fun to read, but also fun to write. Hi Nell, one of my hubber friends, kallini2010, just sent me a link to this hub of yours.... Oh, and how I needed all the smiles you’ve given me in here. There once was a man named Jock, lol! There was a young man from Bombay, so I am glad you liked them and I hope your brother in law does too, thanks for stopping by, cheers nell. But of course, don't you know, the gentility is but a mask, and the funniest jokes are off-color!

Larry Fields... great response! Just need some Irish beer.

These are so funny! Who could wrap himself up like a parcel, Sign in or sign up and post using a HubPages Network account.

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